4th Episode of Rumble Pit.
Episode 4: The Tunnel Trap[]
Capture the Flag on Isolation[]
(The flag is placed just outside the main tunnel. A Red drops down, grabs the flag. As he leaves, Tucker and Caboose jump down where the flag was.)
Tucker: Great, Caboose. Now they've stolen our flag, and our dignity.
Caboose: Dignity?
Tucker: I tried to tell Church that going with Tex was a bad idea, but no, he has to-
Caboose: Actually, I thought you just asked if they were back on?
Tucker: ....shut up, you don't no anything.
Caboose: Don't worry, they will soon fall into the Tunnel Trap! It has never failed me!
Tucker: I don't want to ask.
Sidewinder Mall, Gaming Tornament[]
(A Bungie employee with Recon walks around Valhalla.)
Employee: Welcome, ladies and germs-
(Boooing comes from the crowd.)
Employee: Oh, come on! That was funny!
(More booing.)
Employee: Sigh. The winner of this Team Slayer match will not only win 1,000 dollars in cash, but also the FULL RECON ARMOR!
(Cheers from the crowd.)
Employee: First, on the Red team, is a bunch of stereotypical noobs.
(The Red Team members are jumping all over each other, are all Elites, and talking gibberish.)
Employee: Next, on the Blue Team, may I welcome, Tex360-
(Cheering from the crowd. The Employee looks down at his cards, is stunned.)
Employee: AndyILOVEFLAMES!!!!-
(Stunned silence, a few claps.)
Employee: and that's all except for... man, how did this guy even do this? ChurchI'maGhost!
(Silence, cricked noises. Church and Tex appear at Blue Base.)
Church: How'd you get ME into the tournament?! I'm gonna be pulverised.
Tex: You now the rewards for doing this, even if you lose.
Church: Oh, yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. SUCK IT RED!
Capture the Flag on Isolation[]
(The Reds race on a Mongoose toward the exit of the tunnel.)
Red 1: Man, I can't believe we're going to win.
(A flying Warthog slams down on them. Caboose appears with Tucker.)
Caboose: I told you it never failed.
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